Funny Quotes

funny quotes

If you look at the full side of the glass and always try to surface everything that is most beautiful from a situation, you will find the solution even where it does not seem to exist. Here are some funny quotes that will make your day more beautiful!

  1. “If you think nobody cares if you’re alive or not, try to avoid some of the payments you have to make.” Earl Wilson
  2. “The bank is a place where you will get a loan if you prove you don’t need them.” – Bob Hope

  3. “Some people produce happiness wherever they go; others whenever they go.”- Oscar Wilde

  4. “Bad luck is the Universe’s way of penalizing our mistakes. ”- Teodor Burnar

  5. “I always arrive late at the office, but I compensate leaving early.” – Charles Lamb

  6. “You realize that you get older when cake candles cost more than cake itself.” – Paul Newman

  7. “The one who smiles when things take a bad turn, has already thought about who to blame.” – Robert Bloch

  8. “The man was created before the woman, so that he could say a few words without interruption.” – Jules Renard

  9. “If we did not hit our heads with the extremes of life, we would not see the middle way” – Veleria Mahok

15 funny quotes

  1. “Every morning I look at Forbes on the list of the richest people in America. If I’m not there, I go to work. ”- Robert Orben

  2. “A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend. A successful woman is a woman who can find such a man. ”- Lana Turner

  3. “I wasn’t accepted into the chess team because I was too short.” – Woody Allen

  4. “I didn’t make mistakes. I simply discovered 10,000 ideas that didn’t work.” – Thomas Eddison

  5. “To make mistakes is human. And yet, it is humane to blame a computer for your mistakes. “- Robert Orben

  6. “The difference between stupidity and genius, is that genius has its limits”. – Albert Einstein

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